geromykyle:

do u ever just remember your friends have genitals and get weirded out for a second

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rneerkat:

mirror mirror on the wall. sofa sofa over there. desk desk in that corner. im so glad im getting this home renovation

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Cunt again? It was odd how men … used that word to demean women when it was the only part of a woman they valued.

 sheriff-swan:

— Asha Greyjoy, A Dance With Dragons   (via scrlett)

WHERE’S THAT GIF OF THE JUDGE BANGING THE GAVEL AND GOING OOOOOOOOOOH

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COOL NEW HACK TO GET MORE ICING FOR YOUR TOASTER STRUDEL

toasterstrudel:

  1. Obtain a significant other from a country that doesn’t sell Toaster Strudel
  2. Marry them and start a family
  3. Offer to make your fam breakfast every morning
  4. Make them strudel with no icing
  5. They’ll have no idea Toaster Strudel even come with icing
  6. Take all six packets for yourself
  7. Avoid making eye contact with your reflection in the mirror for the rest of your life because you are a monster

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lsotboy:

Calum + Kuma

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sincerely-steeny:

galifianafuck:

when you write a sentence and it rhymes

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why does the picture make perfect sense

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ORLANDO BLOOM PUNCHED JUSTIN BIEBER IN THE FACE

johnthreecontinents:

johnthreecontinents:

ORLANDO BLOOM PUNCHED JUSTIN BIEBER IN THE FACE

ORLANDO BLOOM PUNCHED JUSTIN BIEBER IN THE FACE

  1. ORLANDO BLOOM PunCHED KJUSTIN BIEBER IN THE FCACE
  • ORLAND O
  • BLOOM
  • PUNCHESDD
  • JUSTIN
  • BIEBER
  • …………………………
  • IN THE FUCKING FACE

watch orlando bloom punch justin bieber in the face

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dumbscar:

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HAVE SOME PENGUINS CHASING A BUTTERFLY

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fake-ketchup:

my art skills are impeccable

fake-ketchup:

my art skills are impeccable

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xv7:

y’all r gettin way too accurate with these it’s scaring me

xv7:

y’all r gettin way too accurate with these it’s scaring me

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wings-for-castiel:

totallysonic:

iranawaywiththedoctor:

Things I shout while playing any video game ever:

  • YOU FUCKING HOE
  • YOUR MOTHER SHOULD HAVE SWALLOWED YOU
  • I FUCKING (SCREAMS)
  • FUCKING BALLS
  • OH WHAT THE ACTUAL LIVING FUCK 
  • YOU CAN SUCK MY SWEATY FUCKING BALLS
  • I HATE THIS GAME
  • FUCK
  • FUCKING 
  • FUCK ME
  • FUCK YOU
  • FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
  • WHY AM I FUCKING PLAYING THIS GAME
  • I’m so fucKING DONE 
  • WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
  • [PTERODACTYL SCREECH]

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have you ever taken your dog to a jumping competition

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