fivebyfreakingfive:

doc—rokstar:

avatartagg:

gallifrey-feels:

ibelieveitsanime:

songofspoilers:

gildatheplant:

I feel that anyone who believes Romeo & Juliet is about some kind of Great and Timeless Love TM* needs to see this.

WE WERE JUST TALKING ABOUT THIS TODAY IN MY SHAKESPEARE CLASS. 

If you go and actually read what Romeo says to Benvolio in the first scene, you will realize that he is only upset because HE WANTED ROSALINE’S BODY AND SHE SAID NO AND SO ROMEO WAS MOPING AND PITCHING A FIT ABOUT IT. Then, the second he lays eyes on Juliet, he’s basically saying

During the balcony scene, Romeo talks about how he scaled the wall of the garden to see Juliet. That is not romantic. That is disrespectful to her. This is a private area of the Capulet home, and Capulet built the wall around it to protect his daughter. This was a time when a woman’s virtue was the most important thing she owned. If Juliet was found with a man in this very private part of her home, everyone would think she was no longer a virgin, her reputation would be ruined, and it would be much harder, if not impossible, for her father to make a good marriage.

Speaking of good marriages, Count Paris is seen as the bad guy because he “comes between” Romeo and Juliet. Capulet had arranged for Paris to marry Juliet in 2 years time, when she would be 16, in a time when most women were already married and mothers by the time they were Juliet’s age at (almost but not quite) 14. Most fathers would have already had their daughters married by now, but he wants to wait two more years AND PARIS IS OKAY WITH THAT. Not only that, but Paris is young (her father could have had her married to a 60 year old man), titled (he’s a fucking Count), wealthy (again, he’s a count, which means Juliet will have financial stability), and, from what we see of him, he is a very good guy. Capulet could have done a LOT worse in choosing his son-in-law.

Finally, here’s something to consider: Juliet was 13, Romeo was 17. Their relationship lasted 3 days, defied their parents, and ended in the deaths of 6 people.

If I ever hear you say that Romeo and Juliet is the greatest love story ever told, I will bitch slap you.

That is all.

THANK YOU! SOMEBODY FINALLY PUT IT IN WORDS FOR ME

It wasn’t a romance. Shakespeare never wrote romances. It was a fucking tragedy you dumb cunts.

Here’s the full video: x

Reblogging for: It wasn’t a romance. Shakespeare never wrote romances. It was a fucking tragedy you dumb cunts.

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lamelohan:

people who listen to one song from an artist and call themselves a “diehard fan”image

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sammiwolfe:

jexiou:

fuckyeahsexyatheists:

velma-dear:

iconicmonsters:

I’m not satanic but these are some damn good rules.

satan does not support rape, animal cruelty, or child abuse
when walking in open territory, bother no one. if someone bothers you, ask them to stop. if they do not stop, destroy them.

*Today on I Didn’t Know I was a Satanist*

NUMBER FIVE

It’s a thing where every time I see it I have to reblog it because satanism is all about fucking treating yourself right and giving respect to everyone who respects your back.

sammiwolfe:

jexiou:

fuckyeahsexyatheists:

velma-dear:

iconicmonsters:

I’m not satanic but these are some damn good rules.

satan does not support rape, animal cruelty, or child abuse

when walking in open territory, bother no one. if someone bothers you, ask them to stop. if they do not stop, destroy them.

*Today on I Didn’t Know I was a Satanist*

NUMBER FIVE

It’s a thing where every time I see it I have to reblog it because satanism is all about fucking treating yourself right and giving respect to everyone who respects your back.

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sixpenceee:

this is so sad, I am so sad 

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closetperspective:

franklyrainbows:

Seriously though, where does Trevor even go?

At first I was like 
WHY IS DOOFENSCHMIRTZ BALD
and then it hit me.

closetperspective:

franklyrainbows:

Seriously though, where does Trevor even go?

At first I was like 

WHY IS DOOFENSCHMIRTZ BALD

and then it hit me.

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poeticrican:

onlyblackgirl:

whatisthat-velvet:

thedevonendeavor:

freshest-tittymilk:

When is this shit gonna end?

Doing some fucked up shit to a group of people then claiming it’s a joke really is not

I’m gonna start a series of videos where i go and fuck with white people and see what happens

You will be shot. Or sent to prison for attempted murder. That is what will happen.

But the thing is, most of them aren’t hitting them because of the fact a shoe touched their Jordans. They lookin dead at the white boy deliberately step on they shit, they feel disrespected. Shit, maybe even sense the racism since they gone make a whole joke about steppin on somebody Js.

When did this trend of disrespecting people as fucking people, humans, personal space, personally property and then trying to justify it as “it’s a joke” become ok? You know damn well if a black person tried this, they would be in jail in 0.3 seconds and everyone would be saying “they deserved it”

Do yall know how much Js cost??!?! For some people if you fuck up their only pair of Js they aint gonna have shoes. I would fight someone over this shit.

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notahoe:

just another day of not being rich and famous

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